Play a complete Starfinder episode on your lunch break.
Bite‑sized, one‑hour adventures on Absalom Station with a lovably dysfunctional precinct. Every scenario is self‑contained and ends cleanly with a built‑in 12:55 Buzzer. Bring new players, swap characters, and always land the plane.
What is it?
Think Brooklyn Nine‑Nine meets Deep Space Nine.
- Weekly, self‑contained Starfinder one‑shots.
- Designed for exactly 60 minutes of table time.
- New‑player friendly; pre‑gens included.
What makes it unique?
- Buzzers that resolve any scene on time.
- Badges that reward how you solved it.
- Recurring cast you’ll love to love (or roast).
Compatibility
Fully compatible with the Starfinder Roleplaying Game (2E). Not affiliated with Paizo.
The Lunch Break Recipe
Recurring Characters
Chief Jute Farrow
Morale first, competence later. Invented “merit‑based requisition.”
Lt. Violet‑9
Android, by‑the‑books. Runs the show. Loves candy.
Garth Varkly
Smug gunslinger. “The blue and the goo.” Cyclops Helm once‑per‑day nat 20.
Larow Senesez
Undead mystic fixer. Good‑cop grin, graveyard ethics.
“Radio” Twillich
Your ever‑present handler. Clues, cams, and custom kit.
Mother Lana Beeper
Chaplain to all faiths… and her bottle. Finds a scripture for every sin.
Plus: HR Valdorun, Vanora “the Codger,” the Merchant, the Doc, the Bartender, and more.
Play during lunch. Laugh all week.
Security Bot on the Fritz
A runaway maintenance unit pens civilians by the substation. Is it a glitch… or a test?
Lazy Lizard Bar Fight
The bets aren’t on winners—they’re on first limb severed. De‑incentivize the carnage.
Suspicious Grenade Purchase
Follow the serials from the Merchant to a stash—or tail the buyer to a bigger fish.
Parade Security
Diplomats, fireworks, and a rival squad with itchy trigger fingers.
Badges
Professionalism
Reduce collateral; stabilize civilians once/episode.
Community Trust
Bonus on your first local social test.
Ingenuity
One free flashback without a Spotlight token.
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Pilot Episode: Security Bot on the Fritz
Two pages: clocks, DCs, three Buzzers, trimmed stat blocks. (Add your PDF link here.)
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